Funny Questions

Visitors to Maui Ask Some Funny Questions:

Visitors to Hawaii, especially for the first time, ask millions of questions, and some of those questions can be funny:

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“IS THERE WATER ALL AROUND THE ISLAND?”

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“HOW HIGH ARE WE ABOVE SEA LEVEL?”

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"CAN I SCUBA DIVE UNDER THE ISLAND"

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“WHAT DOES IT COST TO MAIL A LETTER TO THE U.S.A.?”

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“IS THERE A SUNSET EVERY DAY?”

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“WHAT TIME DO THE WHALES GO BY?"

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“WHAT TIME DO THEY TURN ON THE WATERFALLS?"

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"IS THIS WHERE I GET THE FREE WATCH"

(In response to offer for a free whale-watch)

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"DO YOU LIVE HERE?"

(a surprisingly frequent question to concierges sitting in uniforms behind their desks in hotel lobbies -- as far as we know none has ever replied: 'No, I commute from Zimbabwe.')

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